Shit Boyfriend

The Rainforest

What is the tropical rainforest like?

It is a flush type of green. A peacock of colours, including emeralds, blues & browns. The fresh, glistening river that flows through the equator of the rainforest is a juccuzzi of sensation. That’s where crystalized baby wants to go.
Off for a lovely swim. No doggy paddle with intervals of drowning. That’s what she’s used to. Unwillingly having to gulp down mouthfuls of toxic water. She doesn’t want to have to wear a snorkel just in order to breathe. She wants to breathe FREELY!

She wants to spend time with the royal goldfish, the mermaids, the angel fish, the sea horses. She wants to roar with the sealions and find out how octopi do the hokey pokey. She knows they can and they do.

After floating on the surface, she wants to dive down deeper and go and sleep in the hidden cave of RoobalooBoo. That’s where the mermaids hang out and the mermen. Crystalized Baby knows there’s a mermen waiting for her. In fact there are many. Cringing at the expression “plenty of fish in the sea” she smiles a cheesy blushed grin.